Mixed Up Sounds is a song from Richard Scarry's Best Silly Stories and Songs Video Ever. Sung by Freddie Fox, Lily Bunny, Fireman Ralph and Grandma Bear.
Mr. Fixit fixes the characters' belongings that don't make any sound, but the sounds are in the wrong place: Freddie's horn goes "cuckoo", Grandma Bear's clock goes "honk honk", Fireman Ralph's siren goes "mama", and Lily's doll sounds like a siren.
What if your clock didn't go cuckoo, but went... (honking) ...all day long?
And what if your piano went... (dog barking) ...when you try to play a song?
What if your dolly went... (siren wailing) ...every time you hugged her tight?
And what if your daddy went... (duck quacking) ...when he tucked you in at night?
If sounds were not where they belong,
things would be strange, it's true
If all the sounds got all mixed up,
we'd all be mixed up, too!
If a cow went... (bird tweeting) ...and a horse went... (lamb bleating)
And your teacher went... (donkey hee-hawing)
If a drum went... (telephone rings)
...and a bell went (ouch!) and your doctor went... (rooster crowing)
What if a siren went "mama", and a telephone went... (cow moos)?
What if a typewriter went... (cat meows) and a kettle went ah-choo!
What if a horn didn't go... (honking)... but went... (cuckoo) instead, and what if your friend went... (chicken clucking) ...and that's what all she said?